My first English post

I'm not a good English man. I've never liked English, at high-school I always tried to sleep during English lessons.
But I need to learn English (and many other languages, but for now English is enough, I think), today English is like parsley and if you wanna work, travel, flirt you must know it.

Since I was young I've thought that the best way to learn a language everything is to play it. So I'm going to play English.

I pray you to be patient and sympathetic to me. And don't care if some sentences sound strange or absurd, in Italian I also write strange and absurd things!